I'm Sorry

Dear Pacific Northwest,

I apologize. I'm pretty sure I did it. Caused all this heat, I mean.

See, my in-laws are in town. They are from sunny Colorado and have this thing about making "funny, funny jokes" about our weather. They were pretty sure that it never stopped raining here. They were convinced they wouldn't even be able to leave our house for fear of drowning in the incredible, perpetual downpour. I knew that if it rained even once, even for five minutes, we would never hear the end of it. So...I hoped really really hard for nice weather. And then this happened. I'm sorry. It won't happen again. I swear.